Terrifying terms of use

If you browse and use this website, you are agreeing to comply with and be bound by the following terms of use, which together with our Privacy Policy govern SomeOne’s (as in our!) relationship with you in relation to this website. If you disagree with any part of these terms and conditions, We won’t be offended. Just don’t use the website. Simple as that.


Intellectual property rights. This stuff is valuable.

Unless otherwise stated (or we’ve given it to you), SomeOne and/or our clients own the intellectual property rights of all the content and materials on the website (or at least we’re licensed to use it). Subject to the below, all our intellectual property rights are reserved.

The term ‘SomeOne’, ‘Us’ or ‘We’ refers to the owner of this website whose registered office is fascinatingly: Collingham House, 6-12 Gladstone Road, Wimbledon, London SW19 1QT. The full name of our company is The Agency of SomeOne Limited and the company registration number is 05692107. The term ‘you’ refers to you; the user or viewer of our website. Yeh? Good.

Annoyingly, lawyers tell us we’ve got to say this: the use of this website is subject to the following terms of use:

Ready? Here we go…


Use of the website

You may view, download (for caching purposes only) and print pages and images from the website, provided that:

  • You don’t re-publish material from this website (including re-publication on another website), or reproduce or store material from this website in any public or private electronic retrieval system, without our expressed written consent;
  • You don’t reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, resell or otherwise exploit our website or material on our website for a commercial purpose, without our expressed written consent;
  • You don’t edit or otherwise modify any material on the website.

Unauthorised use of this website and its contents may give rise to a claim(s) for damages and/or be a criminal offence. Yes. So watch out. Your use of any information or materials on this website is entirely at your own risk, for which we shall not be liable (good luck!). Basically, you are on your own.

This website uses cookies to monitor browsing preferences. Please take a look at our Privacy Policy for more information. That is, if you have absolutely nothing else to do.

You must not:

  • use our website in any way that causes, or may cause, damage to the website or impairment of the availability or accessibility of the website;
  • use our website in any way which is unlawful, illegal, fraudulent or harmful, or in connection with any unlawful, illegal, fraudulent or harmful purpose or activity;
  • use our website for any purposes related to marketing without our express written consent;
  • use our website to copy, publish or send mass mailings or spam;
  • use our website to copy, publish or send material which is illegal or unlawful, or material which could give rise to legal action under English and other applicable law.

All material you copy, publish or send via our website must not be defamatory, obscene, indecent, hateful, discriminatory or inflammatory; such material must not infringe any person’s intellectual property rights or rights of confidence, impinge upon any person’s privacy, or constitute incitement to commit a crime.


Limitations of liability

The information on this website is provided free-of-charge, and you acknowledge that it would be unreasonable to hold us liable in respect of this website and the information on this website. Whilst we endeavour to ensure that the information on this website is correct, we do not warrant its completeness or accuracy; nor do we not commit to ensuring that the website remains available or that the material on this website is kept up-to-date.

Neither we nor any third parties provide any warranty or guarantee as to the accuracy, timeliness, performance, completeness or suitability of the information and materials found or offered on this website for any particular purpose. You acknowledge that such information and materials may contain inaccuracies or errors and we expressly exclude liability for any such inaccuracies or errors to the fullest extent permitted by law. Typo’s happn.

From time to time, depending on what day it is, and say, if the wind picks up and tosses papers across our meeting rooms in gay abandon, this website may also include links to other websites. (We know, crazy, right?) These links are provided for your convenience to provide further information. They do not signify that we endorse the website(s). We have no responsibility for the content of the linked website(s). We’re just trying to be helpful, ok?

To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law we exclude all representations, warranties and conditions (including, without limitation, the conditions implied by law of satisfactory quality, fitness for purpose and the use of reasonable care and skill).

Our general liability is limited and excluded to the maximum extent permitted under applicable law. We will not be liable for any direct, indirect or consequential loss or damage arising under these terms and conditions or in connection with our website, whether arising in tort, contract, or otherwise – including, without limitation, any loss of profit, contracts, business, goodwill, data, income, revenue or anticipated savings.

However, nothing in these terms and conditions shall exclude or limit our liability for fraud, for death or personal injury caused by our negligence, or for any other liability which cannot be excluded or limited under applicable law.

All trademarks reproduced in this website, which are not the property of, or licensed to the operator, are acknowledged on the website.


The entire agreements and its revisions

These terms and conditions, together with our privacy policy constitute the entire agreement between you and us in relation to your use of our website, and supersede all previous agreements in respect of your use of this website.

We may revise these terms and conditions from time-to-time. Please check this page regularly to ensure you are familiar with the current version.


Applicable Law — As in Law & Order, not as in David Law one of our esteemed founders.

Your use of this (rather gorgeous) website and any dispute arising out of such use of the (really rather terrific) website is subject to the laws of England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales. By using this (you know, amazing) website, you and SomeOne (that’s us) agree that the statutes and laws of England – without regard to its conflict of laws principles – apply to all matters relating to the use of this website.

Oh, and if you choose to access this website from another location, say Barbados, in a hammock, with the sea breeze in your hair… you are doing so on your own initiative and you are responsible for compliance with the laws of your jurisdiction and you agree that you will not access or use the information on this website in violation of such laws.


Questions? Of course…

Finally, we just want to say that if you have questions regarding these riveting terms and conditions, fancy a chat or are just feeling lonely, please contact us at hello@someoneinlondon.com — we’d love to hear from you. Ideally for a chat, and less about this legal stuff.


This document was last updated on May 1, 2018.